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richwhitelesbian: wetherz: ‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’ the da vinci code has been cracked
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HAHHAA PUKRUR
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puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police:...
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after death-
God: well i would let you into heaven seeing you are a good person and all, but you didnt like that photo on facebook that said 'like for heaven and ingore for hell' so...sorry mate
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Anonymous asked: DAYUM you girls are killing it in those yoga pants. Which one are you?
May 28th
instead of icarly they should have made a show on nickelodeon in which there is a teenage blogger who does nothing all day and night and wastes their life away blogging and sleeping and eating and there are no funny scenes or happy or sad scenes they just exist pretty much my life
May 28th
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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts this has 20 notes for like the last 4 months alex reblogs it um
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Anonymous asked: omg fine but dont judge me
May 28th
just found an m&m in my bed and it tastes real bad omg
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: wats uppp xx
May 28th
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actually anon talk to me i need to procrastinate
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Anonymous asked: ✌ ♧ ♀ ☀
May 27th
May 27th
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am i meant to respond to these now oh god help
May 27th
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Watch me get none.
♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂ = just delete your tumblr already
✌ = you’re awesome
♡ = i love your blog
❁ = you’re beautiful
✓ = i hate you
☹ = you’re ugly
☀ = i want to fuck you
♬ = i wish we were close
♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮ = you inspire me
May 27th
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teapayne: teapayne: doe-eyes-dough-brain: teapayne: If you don’t have skinny genes don’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have a brain don’t open your mouth. people can wear whatever the fuck they want, why does it matter to you what other people dress like? they are not dressing for you they are dressing for themselves.  ok lady gaga
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